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amortentiafashion:

This famous cloak, it is said, was stitched by the legendary designer Al-Janah while under the effects of Felix Felicis, taken in a moment of desperation after months of being unable to properly express his muse  and produce new work. The cloak, now in a private collection, is embroidered with ornate lions that rove about the cloak,growl, and occasionally pose.  With both the lion and the cloak’s conception under the effects of liquid luck,  the cloak is said to bring great luck and courage to the wearer.
(Alexander McQueen)

amortentiafashion:

This famous cloak, it is said, was stitched by the legendary designer Al-Janah while under the effects of Felix Felicis, taken in a moment of desperation after months of being unable to properly express his muse  and produce new work. The cloak, now in a private collection, is embroidered with ornate lions that rove about the cloak,growl, and occasionally pose.  With both the lion and the cloak’s conception under the effects of liquid luck,  the cloak is said to bring great luck and courage to the wearer.

(Alexander McQueen)

jodieeshannon:

Oh yes.. Too fucking rad \m/

jodieeshannon:

Oh yes.. Too fucking rad \m/

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(Source: unamusedsloth)

inkytomes sent: You really missed the point on the "That's the way we've always done it" post.

no shit I was making a joke to make fun of all the hipsters taking it way too seriously you absolute fucking walnut

Anonymous sent: I wonder if people still laugh at you for your response to that "It's always been this way". You know, since it's a direct like relating to normalized oppression and you belittling it because you don't understand.

Ok you people take everything way to seriously. Literally it was a fucking joke and you know what there’s a shit ton of things in life that you just fucking do it that way!

"We’ve always done it this way" does not enforce systematic oppression it’s a ducking phrase that describes the fact that people have done something the same way which is how the world works sooooerrrry

And holy fuck once again it was a fucking joke. Obviously no one is attempting to fuck with heart surgery you insignificant fucking paperclip

gamecuboid sent: personally, i thought your heart surgery example in "we've always done it this way" post was pretty damn funny

So did I 😂 people on this website take shit way too seriously

intelligentairhead:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

 (via Roachpatrol)

(Source: pottergifs)

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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(Source: tibets)

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i'm gay for natalie dormer

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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outlaw-monarch:


eshusplayground:

tangerineshades:

Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. 
And that’s awesome.

"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic.""But isn’t magic cheating, mother?""In war, the cheaters live, love."

Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and  Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.

outlaw-monarch:

eshusplayground:

tangerineshades:

Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. 

And that’s awesome.

"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic."

"But isn’t magic cheating, mother?"

"In war, the cheaters live, love."

Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and  Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

(Source: mrcheyl)